If it was a relative, probably not, unless they were my age. If I could tell the person was joking, I wouldn't care at all. If the person was serious, I'd probably stay quiet, but really, really reduce my efforts of being around that person.

Oh hell yeah, stay home! I actually love being sick (with a cold, nothing more severe) because it means I get to read and bundle up and sleep and eat nummy food. Going to school/work sick is quite possibly the most irritating thing I can think of.

//emma.// says:
 *hits you in the face with a butt*
//emma.// says:
 take that
Captain K'nuckles says:
 D8
Captain K'nuckles says:
 BUTTTT
//emma.// says:
 ewwwwww
//emma.// says:
 some of my shit still smells like your dads house
//emma.// says:
 .....minty rotten laundry soap
//emma.// says:
 dead laundry soap
//emma.// says:
 a dryer with a dead animal in it
Captain K'nuckles says:
 a dead dryer in an animal
//emma.// says:
 an animal dryer in a dead
Captain K'nuckles says:
 A dryer animal dead in

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//emma.// says:
 i am 100% sure that viruses are made and distributed by virus protection companies
//emma.// says:
 so you expect me to believe some jackoff just makes these and sticks them around? why? what would he have to gain other than 'tee hee, i'm bad'
//emma.// says:
 it's the companies
//emma.// says:
 they charge $80 for removal of things they put there
//emma.// says:
 they create something you can't get rid of without their services
Captain K'nuckles says:
 agreed

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Captain K'nuckles says:
 my movie list
Captain K'nuckles says:
 blogs
Captain K'nuckles says:
 myspace
Captain K'nuckles says:
 go
//emma.// says:
 thank you so much for not putting eraserhead on there
//emma.// says:
 i'd have to hit you
//emma.// says:
 with my penis
Captain K'nuckles says:
 That goes on my obscure movies list
Captain K'nuckles says:
 soon to come
//emma.// says:
 eraserhead isn't obscure :/
//emma.// says:
 every self-fellating hipster on the planet knows about that garbage
Captain K'nuckles says:
 By obscure I mean movies you wouldn't typically take your family to see.
Captain K'nuckles says:
 experimental films
//emma.// says:
 then just call it a bad movie list
//emma.// says:
 i wouldn't take my worst enemy to see eraserhead
//emma.// says:
 much less my family
Captain K'nuckles says:
 yes we get it, you hate eraserhead. good for you.
//emma.// says:
 do you mind, i'm trying to be a bitch right now. D:<
Captain K'nuckles says:
 well exCUUUUUSSSEE ME princess....
//emma.// says:
 you will be getting no kisses for luck
Captain K'nuckles says:
 aw MAN!

//emma.// says:
 ow wtf

//emma.// says:
 i keep accidentally hurting myself in the stupidest ways

//emma.// says:
 i just accidentally smacked myself in the arm with a plate and a few days ago i managed to karate chop myself in the vagina

//emma.// says:
 that wasn't fun

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
 AHAHAHAH


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O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
Hah.

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
yeah.

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
But I was the most beautiful girl today. D:

//emma.// says:
oh i don't doubt it. :D

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
Don't get too full of yourself.

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
She wasn't mexican

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
Or scene

//emma.// says:
O Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
But I was the most beautiful girl today. D:

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
AHAHAHAHAHAH

//emma.// says:
damn you're slow

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
MAN WAS I FUCKING PRETTY

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
WITH MY HAIR DID.

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
AND NAILS DONE

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
That made me lawl hard.

//emma.// says:
brb, drawing you as a girl

//emma.// says:
wait....already did :D

O, Mighty Tzeencth has arrived says:
oh hahah

If a psychic told me that I would be in danger if I left my house, I'd either not go to the party, or just stay for a short amount of time to say hi. I wouldn't mind astrological signs as much. It'd still be a bummer but I'd try to make it work.

because those BJD websites are fucking hard to keep track of D:< 

Lemon pie. Not meringue, just lemon curd. I also like creme brulee and cheesecake.

I'm in a really bad mood. At my boyfriend, no less. This will probably get deleted soon. Or at least this part of the post. Since I'm just ranting and I'm sure you don't want to read my life story, I'll put it behind a cute little cut for you. There's more interesting stuff afterwards not in the cut anyways. Joy.

(I'm a knife......knifin' around....)
(( cutcutcutcutcutcutcut )

In other news.

honeyhannelore: you will be PLEASED to know that i wrote a giant sex fanfic out of mind numbing boredom
honeyhannelore: AND IT WAS NOT YAOI
honeyhannelore: IT WAS HETERO BETWEEN A MANLY MAN AND A WOMANLY WOMAN
honeyhannelore: AREN'T YOU PROUD
vhannoy: FUCK YES I AM

I have been watching so much shit on youtube lately it's stupid.

I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LIKE THIS.
This, however, I did not have to be convinced of at all. It's fucking adorable. I just wish I knew what it was from.
finally, a DJ Sharpnel song that is good and lasts for more than a minute.
10 out of 9 snotty anime nerds agree this is an amazing parody opening. I just wish it was better quality. Boo.

I'm considering getting a BJD of some kind. I'm getting a large amount of money soon, and I have to save about $4,000 of it for a car, but the rest of it I can do whatever with. I want a cheap-er one, Volks are too expensive on me. My family loves Japanese culture, but they would never in a million years understand if I wanted to blow $300+ on a giant creepy pale doll. I'm considering getting a latidoll, which would be $235 for just the doll and the faceup, not including shipping and other accouterments. I'm also considering this little darling, but she's a bit pricier at $340- but she's fucking gorgeous and she is sized to wear almost any doll clothes, so it would not be difficult to outfit her cheaply. I'll have to talk to my parents about it and see just how much they would kill me if I got one. Ffffff. I've wanted one of these for so long. I really wish I could get a nice big fancy sexy one, but I will just never part with that much money for something so trivial, you know. At least not with my organizational skills being the way they are.

The problem with my room/living situation is that I have one small bookshelf that I've had since I was 8, even then I had two, my mom took one. I have a computer desk which is just...a desk. A closet of clothes, two hanging organizers, and drawers......I could upgrade my drawers probably......

TL;DR I have too much shit for how poor I am because I shop cheaply and now I have to cram all of my shit into a tiny room and I was like NO FUCK YOU CLOSET HOLD MORE SHIT and now 75% of my room is on my boogery dirty herpes infested floor. BRB suicide plz.

I wish my boyfriend would talk to me.

I have returned! With more icons. :D

Not all of these are of the best quality, unfortunately a few came out looking a little wonky. I hope you'll love them anyways~

(Skip to the end of the post for more of my ramblings on these icons~)

-Please credit me for making the icons, please do NOT credit me for making the art. Because guess what? I didn't, and I don't need a bunch of artists kicking my ass any time soon °A°;;
-If you comment, that would be also good, because then I will be happy and when I'm happy I make more icons! Which is fun for the whole family!
-Feel free to ask for the originals of any of the icons. Also feel free to tell me to knock it off if I used your art and you don't like me doing that. (However if you think I stole an idea from one of your icons you will be the one knocking it off because I don't have like a superpowered brain that knows when something has been done okayyyy)


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I personally am really digging the Alice Human Sacrifice icons...oh, and all the Hetalia crack pairings (why didn't anyone think of USxVeneziano before?).and of course my Acid!Wall-e, and my oh so sexy airheaded Leon. You know, I have a poster of him on my wall above my computer. He's the last thing I see before I go to sleep 67% of the time! How wonderful.

In other news, found some girl online the other night on about how Hetalia is 'disgusting' for making such a serious topic 'nothing but chibis and yaoi'. I don't think this girl was aware of how the anime IS serious every once in a while, that there IS more than JUST yaoi, there is PLENTY of hetero as well, and that the characters are individuals and not entirely the country as a character. I agree, WWII was incredibly sad and a very serious subject. But who is to say that laughter isn't the best medicine? It would be 'disgusting' if, say, Germany really was a racist and a nazi in the show- but he isn't, so the only reason why it's insulting is because...it isn't realistic enough? So in that case, it's damned if you do and damned if you don't. It's not realistic enough, so it sucks. I would be MUCH more insulted if it WAS realistic! People need to complain less.

All I know is, it's a subject that I enjoy, and it's a breath of fresh air for anime as a whole. I swear to god, if the next big anime was more K-on girly crappy bullshit, I would have sold every manga I have. *not very secret despise-ee of K-on and Haruhi-like anime*

Enjoy the icons everyone~

I'm working on more Hetalia livejournal icons right now. <3

I made a few from my favorite MADs too- not Makka na Ito, not because I don't like it, because I DO, but becase holy shit you can already get those EVERYWHERE

But I did make a set from Polyushko Polye, and from THE PARODY OF ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for epicness

Also, I really want to go to the Rummage Sale at American Apparel here in town but NOBODY WILL DRIVE ME HRRRRRRNGH

Hate hate hate, hate hate hate.

So. I'll be posting those icons pretty shortly here~

Okay. So I just made a bunch of icons. And like. They're the first ones I think I've ever actually legitimately made. So yay.

( And here they are now. )

Uh. I just had a folded up fortune fall out of my pad when I unfolded it. Like, from a fortune cookie.

It looked like it had been in my pocket or something, and my pad WAS sealed up......

I think I might have an infestation of asians in my menstural products.

In any case, it says

'You will win favors when you expand your social circle'.

I don't think I want to know what these 'favors' are. And I don't think inviting everyone to my period is a good way to expand whatever social circle they are talking about.

This might be a good thing to tell my therapist.....oy vey.

In any case, happy 4th of July~

I'm going to Salem to go eat hot dogs and watch over $200 in illegal indian reservation fireworks on a farm in the middle-a nowhere. I'm excited.

So I found what appears to be the Axis Powers Hetalia soundtrack/Marukaite Chikyuu single at my local Uwajimaya/Kinokuniya. The one that has Italy and Germany and Japan playing guitars on the cover. :o

It's $15.  Don't know if I should get it. The thing is, I have $13 and I was saving it for buying treats and ice cream and stuff with my friends this week.  I could get the $2 if I wanted to, but then I couldn't hang out with my friends and get foodins. But then again, stuff sells out of Kinokuniya FAST. So. I'm worried.

It has Italy's Song To Germany and FFFF I WANT THAT. Ya-ho~

And then I could have it and be like YAY I HAVE THIS.

I guess it's a good sign that they have it in at all though. I'm sure they'll get the other CDs in soon, and maybe even one-coin figures....I really want the Movic figures the most though. FFFFFFFF UWAJIMAYA STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME!

In other news. I'm drinking black tea and coffee mixed. It's.......weird. But good, in all. *sipsip*.

I'm also thinking of redoing my survey in Hetalia Rate. I got voted Spain, which is pretty accurate I suppose, but I was in a rush when I did it and my actual survey entry was BLAH to the MAX. Which upsets me greatly because I love doing surveys, and I feel like I came off as boring and stuff. "A";; So. I want to try again with better answers. Or maybe I'll just settle for the next themed entry for July....depending on what that is. I am so majorly pissed that I missed the Voice one. My voice is strange. Depending on who I'm with it's either very deep and grunty and American/Tomboyish, or it's very dainty and giggly and moe. Ffffff.

I'm finally home. Thank god.

Planes suck. I got to watch movies on the plane ride from DC to Chicago, movies like WATCHMEN and DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION IN GERMAN (actually you could watch it in english too but who would want to lolololol)

But of course the plane ride wasn't very long so I only got to watch like a 4th of Watchmen. SERIOUSLY the screen powered down right when Janie came in and was like YOU GAVES ME CANCER and I was like NOOOOO THIS PART WAS AWESOME HRNNNNGH

And on the plane ride from Chicago to Portland, it was a super old plane that had like the giant TV monitors actually stuck to the ceiling, you know the kind

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, OOOOOOOOLD

So there were no movies even though THAT FLIGHT WAS LONGER. WHAT. Got to watch an episode of 30 Rock though, which I need to watch more often because it's totally funny and I didn't even know until now.

Aaaaaand I can't stop listening to Fleetwood Mac. WHY IS THIS? Iunno, probably because I heard it at my aunt's wedding or something orz

speaking of orz, i've started actually saying 'orz' out loud when I am in an orz-worthy situation. i don't know if that's stupid or cool

I want more icons for my livejournal but all I can think of to get are anime. WHY. WHY AM I A SECRET WEEEEABOOOOOO

The way I see it is if you like naruto or something and are like a mouth breathing pocky muncher it's bad

but if you're like me and actually prefer quality (in both anime AND snacks) then there is no problem with being an anime nerd. Or, alternatively, I'm just making excuses for myself. It could just be that.

BRB, fappin to ItalyxGermany.

Buy bottled water...I always try to refill them but sometimes I just can't find any faucets around!

HRRRRNGH I don't wanna introduce myself. >:I

Just go look at my profile. Or uh. Yes.

I guess I can say

-I like shopping and dresses
-But I'm usually only girly on the inside, most people mistake me for a lesbian
-A lesbian in a tutu
-I have a boyfriend who looks like Mitch Hedburg and is a yandere to tha maxxxx but I loves him, he gives me apple empanadas and has a fuzzy tummy
-I have a rat and two keeteys
-I are 17 D:

And other stuff which I'll probably just reveal as I write.

But uh yeah I just go back from shopping and I got like a blue dress with flowers and a pair of pants and a tank top. OH AND A BRA I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THAT CAUSE YOU WANNA KNOW

I actually got the top and pants primarily for a cosplay I wanna do. Female genderbend Germany from Hetalia. Ohyes. I love heeem, but I am a mesican, and a girl, so I figure- Covering up the fact that I am hispanic? Easy enough. Covering up the fact that I am hispanic AND a girl. AW HELL NO. No crossplay for me. This time. FFFF wigs.

Weasels and stoats. Fo real.

I probably won't use this a lot for actual journal-ing. I just want to be able to join groups and talk to people. So yay. I'll do that lots. <33